{"product_id":"excuse-me-while-i-disappear-tales-of-midlife-mayhem","title":"Excuse Me While I Disappear: Tales of Midlife Mayhem  - Paperback","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ctable border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"2\" width=\"100%\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ctr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ctr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ctd width=\"100%\" valign=\"top\" class=\"textWhiteBG\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan id=\"pd-title\" class=\"productDetailTitle\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eExcuse Me While I Disappear: Tales of Midlife Mayhem\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"productDetailTitle\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eContributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca class=\"doContributorSearch\" data-href=\"#contributor_1\" href=\"https:\/\/ipage.ingramcontent.com\/ipage\/servlet\/ibg.common.titledetail.pd1000?queryString=H4sIAAAAAAAAAKtWKk5RskpLzClO1VEqKFGyUnLMyVECMourlKwMDQyArBygoKefuy9QtDgfyPZ1DHH2AHEKlKyiow11lIBs79TK8vyiFCDL0tzC0NTEyMDY2NTAWCk2thYAUESYt2IAAAA\u0026amp;R=80451491#contributor_1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/ipage.ingramcontent.com\/ipage\/servlet\/ibg.common.titledetail.pd1000?queryString=H4sIAAAAAAAAAKtWKk5RskpLzClO1VEqKFGyUnLMyVECMourlKwMDQyArBygoKefuy9QtDgfyPZ1DHH2AHEKlKyiow11lIBs79TK8vyiFCDL0tzC0NTEyMDY2NTAWCk2thYAUESYt2IAAAA\u0026amp;R=80451491#contributor_1\"\u003eNotaro, Laurie\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Author)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"productDetailElements\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePaperback\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"productDetailElements\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePub Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eNovember 01, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"productDetailElements\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"productDetailElements\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLaurie Notaro has proved everyone wrong: she didn't end up in rehab, prison, or cremated at a tender age. She just went gray. At past fifty, every hair's root is a symbol of knowledge (she knows how to use a landline), experience (she rode in a car with no seat belts), and superpowers (a gray-haired lady can get away with anything).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThough navigating midlife is initially upsetting--the cracking noises coming from her new old body, receiving regular junk mail from mortuaries--Laurie accepts it. And then some. With unintentional abandon, she shoplifts a bag of russet potatoes. Heckles a rude driver from her beat-up Prius. And engages in epic trolling on Nextdoor.com. That, says Laurie, is the brilliance of growing older. With each passing day, you lose an equivalent amount of fear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the #1\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebestselling author has never been so fearlessly funny as she is in this empowering, candid, and enlightening memoir about living life on the other side of fifty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Little a","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39974121898039,"sku":"9781542033503","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0086\/6218\/8087\/files\/new-book-excuse-me-while-i-disappear-tales-of-midlife-mayhem-paperback-31051490295863.jpg?v=1720775832","url":"https:\/\/hivoltagerecords.com\/products\/excuse-me-while-i-disappear-tales-of-midlife-mayhem","provider":"Hi-Voltage Records","version":"1.0","type":"link"}