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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will)
Contributor(s): Sambuchino, Chuck (Author)
Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system—Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply—for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and—in the event that a secured perimeter is breached—confronting and combating the attackers at close range.